Yoinked from the press: The Republican vice-presidential nominee, who has never met a world leader and got her US passport only last year, was due to have a crash course in foreign policy with appointments with at least seven presidents and prime ministers plus Henry Kissinger and the rock star activist Bono.

I've figured it out and want everyone to know... Sarah Palin's candidacy is only a result of her being on MTV's show Made.

DISCUSS.

Goddamn you, MTV. You have seek the most inept people possible and help them achieve their dreams, AND NOW IT IS KILLING AMERICA.

Tell me a secret - a confession, a funny story, anything at all. It can be anonymous or not. I've screened all comments on this post, so only I will see them. If you want it public, mention that in the comment and I'll open it up to everyone. If you prefer, you can leave a comment, then delete it immediately - I'll still get the comment emailed to me.

We've done something like this before, but it wasn't screened and certain people completely failed at it. ;) So have at it! If you repost it, I'll post some incredibly saucy & sexy secret on your journal... NOT anonymously! (if I know who you are)

xoxo, yvey

the little filly-outy thing is completed! so all of you who put in stuff got answers, and if you were bahleeted it was cause i don't remember enough about you (sorry smackthepenguin. If you havent already, go answer the questiony thing i had for you when i answered it! go now!

otherwise... hay guise, i am on the hunt for a New Icon or Two. they must be fabulous, preferably about Scrubs or Firefly, and maybe funny and/or fantastic. (i'd be replacing the Alan Cumming one cause it didn't come out very well, if you know of one of him feel free to bring it to my attention.) i'm soliciting the help of all you ppls to help me seek out and choose my Two Newest Icons. i also enjoy musicals. :) i haven't found any scrubs or firefly or even really musical ones i've gotten too excited about, but i've found some random other ones, i guess... so i don't know. you all have amazing icons and are awesome sooooo help me out!

any help = much appreciated
♥♥♥

WEDNESDAY WE ARE GOING TO MIAMI! YAAAAAAY!


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HEY KIDS!

me and the honey are in Miami next weekend, like Thurs-Sun or something resembling that.

obviously you are my eljay friends for a REASON, which is to say i'm surely interested in seeing all my faraway amigos for once! : D

pleasepleaseplease call or comment if you'd like to meet up or do something exciting. the two aren't mutually exclusive, by the way.

thanks for your help, everyone.. you may hear from me yet before i send a finalized thingy thang :D

Also...

IM IN MIAMI! hit me up, we can hang out... i'm not in for very long and am thinking of leaving Monday morning

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POST-SCRIPT... VERY IMPORTANT! does anyone think they could help me get my resume together to be all impressive? Vanessa, Corey, Cathy, Becky... i'm thinking you ladies have the know-how to help me out a little mostly. iffen any of you wouldn't mind :)

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Adam or no...i'd still live with a squirrel. hopefully it could be a magic talking squirrel if that's how it has to be. i begged for a puppy most passionately today, so i mean, maybe this is the answer!

Yvey: Adam, would you say I am a pirate or a ninja?
Adam: Pirate.
Yvey: Why?
Adam: You are too loud to be a ninja

ps: IM CROCHETING AGAIN.. jess, the curly haired knitting circle lives in my heart!

i'm raising children in Vancouver.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20070901-9999-1m1airline.html

post-script: read some of the comments, too.

i keep promising to update more, and keep in touch more, and i seem to really suck at it.

I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU ALL!

thought you should know. :)

day off today, there's a lot i could-should be doing but i can't find my keys so i'm stuck at home. oh well! i realized its been a little while since i've written, and a lot i have to say so here's to chipping icebergs. I might just go out anyway.

I saw a bumper sticker that was all "OMGZ U GUYS ABORTION IS MURDER!" and i did something i've wanted to for a long time. I walked up to the car, and prepared to chip off the sticky stuff. Turned out it was just a magnet like fridge thing, so i took it off and threw it away. that was kinda liberating. if your opinion is "that's not cool to steal, nevermind that that's someone's opinion" it is too fucking bad because today i'm not hearing it. :)

we've all got our reasons

sooo there's a lot of stuff i'm getting done FINALLY, as much as I hate my schedule being what it is. very very very boring. btw, who's free and in Tampa today? you could hang out with me. this evening i've got plans, but right now I don't.

I miss bright sunlight Miami adventures! Patty and Tony were here visiting us this weekend, which made me very much happy. We all had a great time, and lots of relaxing and chilling and silliness.

that's about it for now, i guess. comment and stuff, cause i care about yous.

i have importante facts.



post-script: hey, gorgeous.. we should play catch-up sometime soon. it seems like we have a lot to share

JESSICA JESSICA JESSICA

as in

WILL BE AT MY HOUSE IN A FEW HOURS!!!

Accompanied by the lovely Bianca, and I am accompanied by Adam. This is gonna be fun, for the brief starling bright moment we have

last night, Adam came into bed (he'd stayed up with Nick and Lourdes who were visiting, but he'd laid down with me when I did for a couple minutes).. and we said little goodnight things, and i turned over to turn off the lamp (he can't be trusted near lamps.. i think he's broken four) so we could snuggle into bed.

it just felt very pretty, and right. it felt like the life we're devoted to making for each other.

i hope that made you guys kinda smile, too.

We went to NYC, and came back tuesday!

people at work said i glowed and looked much happier. (i felt it)

it was a lovely trip with my lovely boy.. detailed post w/ pictures soon! until then...


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♥
yvey

Since I lurve you all so much =

Reply to this post, and I'll tell you at least one reason why I like you.
Then put this in your own journal, and spread the love.

Yay!

Want to know why I'm lustlovesyou, and not FairyBallerinaPrincess or something? It's time. Some of you might remember the Sinto the Gypsy board, but not everyone does. It's time for my fabled powers of seduction to come into play




I'm seducing you. ALL of you. Anyone who reads my livejournal, or has even heard of livejournal ever. It works, of course.

Let the games begin! (try to control your raging hormones if you are at work) (or don't.. but if you don't let me know how that-all goes)